The Funny Side of Wine – Humorous Wine Quotes

Wine often comes across as stuffy and snobby. Wine, however, is an alcoholic beverage and has a humorous side as well. The following funny wine quotes always make me laugh and I hope they bring a smile to your face as well. Many of these were found on friends Facebook pages and Twitter streams. Enjoy, pin away and share. Enjoy life with friends, drink happy.

This will get you everywhere, every time with a guy. What can I  say, we’re pretty simple folk.

Another reason why I prefer PCs over MACs – they just seem to understand me.

Ain’t this the truth. You’re not a true friend if you let your buddy sip on the White Zin.

Classic quote. I’ve seen this at several friends houses.

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes and it’s our job to stomp on them, keep them in the dark, until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.

No one likes a quitter. Drink up!

No comment!

So that is why the the Christmas tree always dries up before Christmas.

Do the right thing…make the call…don’t be that guy.

One of my all time favorite wine quotes…ain’t it the truth!



Owner of Nectar Tasting Room in Spokane, WA. (@nectarwine) Publisher of Spokane Wine Magazine (@spowinemag), author, speaker, consultant and internet marketer with Nectar Media (@nectarmedia)

4 comments on “The Funny Side of Wine – Humorous Wine Quotes

  1. Phil Anderson

    Josh, thank you for compilling these all into one great blog post! I will be linking my folk up to this pronto!


    1. drinknectar

      My pleasure, sir. We all need a good laugh and wine is funny too!

  2. Matt from The Wine 'dUp

    Hahaha! I love that last one too! I totally took a picture of that exact sign behind the bar at Rusty Grape Winery in BattleGround Washington. They actually sell them there and I was going to get one but they said they always immediately sell out as soon as any come in. Probably the greatest wine sign of all time! 😀

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