Getting Naked with Naked Winery

You’ve got to love a winery who unashamedly names their Cabernet Penetration, Missionary and Hucking Good! Browsing their selection is not for the faint of heart and their back label will either make you blush or stir you up like a pre-teen school boy in a brisk breeze.

While some stuffy wine folk may turn their nose up at the provocative label, it’s the quality in the bottle that should be judged.

Naked Winery, and their sassy sister Orgasmic Wine Company, are dually based in WA (Wishram) and OR (Hood River) and operate tasting rooms in Hood River and Yakima. Grapes are procured from vineyards in the Willamette, Illinois, Apple Gate, and Columbia Valley regions of Oregon and Washington. Their 21 offering range from $18 – $80 (Tease Riesling to Oh Nebbiolo).

If you are in the mood to “Sip Into Something Naked” stop by either of their tasting rooms for a naked tasting, visit their web site at and follow them on Twitter @nakedwinery. Naked Wine make great gifts but be careful who you give them to, Gay Rose to a co-worker may be cause for sexual harassment and Foreplay Chardonnay on a date may get you slapped.

The NectarView

2005 Naked Merlot – $20

  • The Stuff: Columbia Valley 90% Merlot 10% Cab Franc; 12 months in American and French Oak; 1500 cases 
  • The Swirl: Nice aged brownish plum color. Beautiful streaky legs from the 14.8% alcohol, mostly opaque 
  • The Sniff: Very aromatic with scents of raspberry, mild leather, and pepper. The arousal of the nose had me anticipating the explosion in the mouth 😉 
  • The Sip: Mild initial flavor that opens up into a balanced attack of fruit and spice. The back end is firm with a medium tannic structure – “firm back-end” as the label says.
  • The Score: At $20 I can score this a 3+ and is a solid purchase that will not disappoint if given as a gift. This is not your typical novelty wine with a sassy name and no substance.

2007 Naked Pinot Gris – $18

  • The Stuff: 100% Pinot Gris; aged 100% Stainless Steel for six months; cold fermentation
  • The Swirl: Mild yellow gold straw color with a nice crispness and clarity
  • The Sniff: Very erotic crispy pear / apple and a subtle butter toast, the bright citric alcohol rounded out the nose
  • The Sip: This is a fruit salad in a glass. Beautifully fruit flavors but not overwhelming. The finish is incredibly long lasting as the buttery flavor and acidity wash across the back of the mouth.
  • The Score: At $18, I score this wine a 4. This is one of the better Pinot Gris’ that I’ve enjoyed. Not one dimensional, not too acidic, not too steely. Too much of this and I could end up ‘naked.’

*Both wines were provided as industry samples with the intent to review.


Owner of Nectar Tasting Room in Spokane, WA. (@nectarwine) Publisher of Spokane Wine Magazine (@spowinemag), author, speaker, consultant and internet marketer with Nectar Media (@nectarmedia)

9 comments on “Getting Naked with Naked Winery

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  2. Naked Winery

    Thanks for the great review! We will get you fully naked next time you are in Hood River. Cheers

    1. drinknectar

      You’re welcome. I am very interested in stopping by and having your Oh Orgasmic label too! Can’t wait!

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  4. MichiganByTheBottle

    I love the names! Much better than all of the dumb “critter” labels and names.

    1. drinknectar

      I agree, Shannon, but you sure do have to be careful who you give a bottle of Penetration to. Definitely not one for the mother in law! LOL – I was very surprised at the quality. A lot of times the novelty wines lack character and substance. I’m still really enjoying the Pinot Gris and the Merlot was better than average!

  5. Randy Watson

    Nice folks over at Naked Wines!

    I was al little worried to watch the video… wasn’t sure if you were going to go “full monty” :)


    1. drinknectar

      Maybe I should post the un-rated, un-cut version 😀

  6. Steve Eastvedt

    As previously posted, the names are fun, but the wine is great. It’s what’s in the bottle that counts, and Naked Winery Wines never disappoint.


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